Modified Wisdom

And if a man should strike you on the cheek ... block and turn a roundhouse kick.

Haiku 12/13/04

Icicles and water
Old differences dissolved
Drip down together.

Teishitsu

Sale On eBay 12/12/04

One battery operated pickle-finder plus two cases of found pickles.
Low reserve, batteries not included.

Unsolicited Advice

Want to walk on water? Use very big shoes.

Perspective 12/10/04

Increase your lifespan ... use binoculars.

Bumper Sticker 12/9/04

HTML! What the hell is HTML?

TFTD 12/8/04

Those who live by the sword kill those who die by the sword.

TFTD 12/7/04

If you can't beat 'em ... have 'em circumscribed.

Quote 12/6/04

"All that we are is the sum of all we have thought."

The Buddha Gautama
Uh-Oh!

Pas de bras, pas de chocolat

Pas de bras, pas de chocolat

The, um, banal is so much more attractive in French.

Call Of The Wild 12/5/04

I don't want Cialis! I want to see Gloria!

TFTD 12/4/04

If only I could remember not to forget.

Bumper Sticker 12/3/04

Make a political statement. Punch an asshole today!

Movie Reviews 12/2/04

Movie Reviews

Barb may be the hippest (kewlest) accountant in Denver.

TFTD 12/2/04

You can't judge a book by its lover.

TFTD 12/1/04

If your poem seems to write itself, what does that make you?

TFTD

When lost in abstraction, eat something concrete.

Thought For The Day

Never watch a bear too closely.

Thought For The Day

If you watch anything long enough, it'll go away.

Thought For The Day

If it's appropriate, move on to something more interesting.

Warm and fuzzy can be cool and aloof.